There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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