i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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