and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
MIDGETS
????
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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