dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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