But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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