I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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