I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize