then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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