so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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