you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
then he tried to convert me to islam
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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