That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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