it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It all started with a game of naked twister.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
