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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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