Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
