everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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