Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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