I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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