Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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