And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
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