where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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