I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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