i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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