i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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