Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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