What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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