if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
