Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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