Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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