I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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