I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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