i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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