Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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