Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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