So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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