Already got asked if we're dating
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So many bounce houses so little time
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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