You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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