Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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