can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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