Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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