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Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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