We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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