I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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