they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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