these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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