i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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