can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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