Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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