Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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