shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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