Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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