just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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