Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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