I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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