I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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