The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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